i’ve noticed the theme i’m using means that posts with photos/videos in them look fucked up when you’re looking at them on my actual page on a computer, but like. idk how to fix it lol sorry

wow what a deranged thing to say on national tv thanks pat boone

my fellow american christians i hope my children DIE amen
pros of putting laundry away immediately after it is dry
- less wrinkles
- yayyyy organization
- it is done
cons
- right now you have to do it. Right fucking now. nightmare world hell on earth torture realm pain and suffering and carnage
not to glorify the early years tumblr hellscape but this site was infinitely better when you could block anon hate and then immediately find out who was sending it by checking your blocklist and i for one propose that we bring that back. no rights for cowards.
i cant get over this fucking clip in Haunted Cop Shop
Carol/The Bowler from Mystery Men would qualify via the Gender Clause, but her weapon of choice is a bowling ball that contains the skull of her late father. Despite being, y’know, DEAD, he can communicate with Carol and, when she throws him, he possesses complete directional control of himself. Could Carol kill Macbeth using her father’s skull?
I talked to my dad about this one and here’s what we landed on:
Could Carol kill someone by bludgeoning them with a regular bowling ball? Yes. It’s a murder weapon.
Could Carol kill someone by throwing a regular bowling ball at them? Yes. It’s a murder weapon.
Could Carol kill someone by bludgeoning them with her father’s skull/bowling ball? Yes. He’s a murder weapon.
Could Carol kill someone by throwing her father’s skull/bowling ball at them? If he doesn’t course-correct, yes, he’s still the murder weapon. Where it gets murky is when she throws him and he uses his power to course-correct.
See, Carmine (Carol’s father) is able to levitate his skull independently, but in order to get revenge on the person who murdered him, he went to his daughter to get her to help him. She got him put into a bowling ball at a pro shop. At this point, Carmine could probably have gone off and killed his murderer on his own now that he had enough weight to him to be lethal, but he doesn’t; he goes along with Carol and is kept in her bag, not using his levitation until she decides to throw him. To me, this implies that, for whatever reason, he wouldn’t be able to kill someone without her help.
Now, this unfortunately still doesn’t disambiguate this, because now the question is: Is Carmine the murder weapon or is Carol the accomplice?
…And there isn’t exactly a clear answer to that. Personally, I’d like to believe that Carmine would see it as passing his power down to Carol and essentially being Carol’s power, which would qualify her, but that is a subjective point of view. I would still like to post a picture of her here though.
Thank you for your submission! ((And for reminding me about this movie I feel like I just got sent back in time by like a decade))

some of you never experienced the “this isn’t available in your country” situation and it shows

i love this image sooooososososo much
you're telling me it's possible to spontaneously cum/bust??

You CANNOT go wrong with fat dragons. You will reblog
Vintage Computer Festival Midwest 18

are evil dragons really evil, or are they just vitamin D deficient?
















