floating down the river styx on an inflatable donut and high-fiving all the lost souls i pass. i'm on vacation

ough i need someone to shovel jasmine rice into my stomach to restart the reactor. like the stoker shoveling coal into the firebox

tender full of rice and stoker with a big rice paddle (instead of shovel)

And in the darkness bind them

RIP kafka you would've loved having a weed addiction

He would’ve gotten weed psychosis amen

new tarot card “fuck your entire life” and its a guy being attacked by devils and flaming skulls and wild animals and screaming and fire everywhere

By popular demand, this design is now available as a t-shirt, print, sticker, socks, mugs and various other items via redbubble

I need y'all to understand something, Arizona tea came out in 1992, same size, same 99¢ price, that has not changed in THIRTY YEARS in spite of inflation. They only recently got to the point that costs became a problem for that price point and even still the CEO refused to change the price. If the price had stayed exactly in lockstep with inflation it would cost $2.03 today.

They're only having problems because their suppliers are increasing costs.

This is one of the most amazing examples there is of the fact that inflation as a metric is utter bullshit. Companies are seeing that number and choosing to raise their prices because everyone else is, and companies that recognize it as bullshit and choose to price ethically take the fall for it as their suppliers take away their profits. The actual change in cost to make a soft drink from farm to factory to retail has ONLY changed because some people in that process are collecting more process based on an economic measurement that is designed to fail and make excuses to raises prices.

IN THIS HOUSE WE RESPECT ARIZONA TEA

Made a new flag for my island it fucken wimdy

kind of lame that graffiti is considered vandalism, while advertisements being forcefully beamed into my eyes via every inch of visible wall, road, and social media feed isn’t