Taylor swift is probably not even that fast

, although true,

I feel like someone is standing next to me talking about how I'm dead

The chemical they put on ants and all the other ants think they're dead that's what happened to tumblr except the chemical is unmarketability

tumblr may have censored porn but check this out

i hope Elon musk KILLS himself and DIES a thousand DEATHS. and i hope every other billionaire a very merry DIE DIE DEATH KILL MURDER DEATH KILL

what farming items in mmorpgs has taught me: i used to think using ice trays to make ice cubes was free but after thinking about it i have to pay the electric bill to power the freezer so every moment that i’m not freezing new trays of ice cubes is a moment that i’m underutilizing the freezer and increasing the cost of ice cubes. i have to constantly swap out ice trays for new ice cubes on an hourly rotation on a 24 hour basis or else i won’t produce the maximum amount of ice cubes possible and will underutilize the full potential of my electric bill. i need to stop using all other appliances and utilities in my home to make more ice cubes

The dentist feels like such a shakedown sometimes but I'm not the tooth expert here and they're fixing my face so I just fork over whatever money those kind and terrifying perverts ask me for

The dentist feels like such a shakedown sometimes but I'm not the tooth expert here and they're fixing my face so I just fork over whatever money those kind and terrifying perverts ask me for

LOBSTER - 1 LOBSTER 🦞

Stupid homunculus fell apart after one lip kiss. Oh well. He will be reduced to slag.

starting to suspect that tech bros actually just don’t know what reading is

Separated at Birth?

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Rare officially licensed 2004 Luigi plush. These plushes have a common manufacturing defect whereby Luigi's left eye (viewer's right) will be lower than it should be, creating a lopsided appearance.

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get yourself a main character whos two primary emotions are "little cunt" and "catatonic with grief"

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jumping on the bandwagon with an ancient greek miku