i’ve noticed the theme i’m using means that posts with photos in them look fucked up when you’re looking at them on my actual page on a computer, but like. idk how to fix it lol sorry
we need to create a knighthood system for girls who do their laundry and fold it on the same day

bro i hate this “self defense weapons for femmes” shit from people who dont know what theyre talking about so fucking much like it makes me legit angry
im not gonna make my self defense conform to fucking social role shit
gun and pepper spray
a flashlight is not gonna blind someone long enough for u to win a fight or run away. like its only gonna blind as long as ur actively holding it in their eyes. even with the WML on my handgun, a modlite pl350, u take it out of my eyes and theres some weird color wash but i can immediately see what im doing again
carrying a bottle of hairspray for self defense purposes is insane. literally just carry pepper spray what is wrong with you
knives, much as i love them for utility, are just an awesome way to get yourself stabbed, and no because people always try to make this logical jump, the same is not true of guns
get a glock with a light, and a can of pom pepperspray, or if u cant get the gun just get pepperspray. and pom makes pepperspray trainers too so u can practice
like legitimately this is a problem
you need to stop taking this goofy ass lifehacks approach to self defense
self defense weapons for femmes are the same as self defense weapons for anyone else. stop fucking acting like this
Good news, Missouri has terminated its ban on gender affirming care for adults due to the fact that they did not feel confident they could defend it in court. I think that's a pretty good sign.
The youth ban is still in effect, but as Erin Reed says in this tweet now attorneys don't have to split their resources and just tackle the youth ban.
sometimes im like “tone down the Self to fit in” and other times, the voice of God comes to me in a dream and says “I didn’t make you crazy for no reason”
review: another fairly neutral one. pretty much identical to the “Dang! That’s Good”, according to my recollection of it. i think they may both have been brewed at the same place; will confirm when i return to the store to get more roots beer to try. inoffensive, and “nice enough”. would not buy again, but would drink it if offered to me.
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this is from a "manipulation advice" video and it's just so fucking funny to me. why didn't I think of responding to insults like this

I miss the days when, no matter how slow your internet was, if you paused any video and let it buffer long enough, you could watch it uninterrupted
hi how are you /handjob

I'll give this much to Americans: we really are impossible to satirize.
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if i was on the great british bake off i'd leap the picket fence and escape the tent. i'd be across the grass and in the trees by the time paul hollywood fetched his gun
okay wait ive never watched supernatural but is destiel canon?
i wish there were an easy answer to this question






