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gollum voice: we hates your pussy!! we hates it!!

blue whales are the largest animal ever recorded, like you literally need to be in a helicopter to actually see one in from a perspective with zero distortion. idk i just feel pretty lucky to be alive on earth at the same time as them and they don’t even want to kill me. they just wanna use their toothbrush mouthes to filter the ocean of smol ocean bugs. they have communities and they sing to each other to communicate. work is slow im sorry happy friday whales r so cool

i appreciate the content warnings and understand their importance but i can’t help but giggle a little bit when i click on a fnaf fic and half the chapters have child death warnings in their notes. sir this is the Child Death Game i think i know what i’m signing up for

*entering the child death and murder fandom* why the fuck is this place so full of child murder

are you in the right headspace to receive information that can possibly hurt you right now.

w. what the fuck is the incest fandom

ohmygodtheymeantgameofthrones

now are you in the right headspace to receive information that can possibly hurt you right now.

“you should be the bigger person” absolutely not. i’m cursing his entire bloodline.

we need to create a knighthood system for girls who do their laundry and fold it on the same day

bro i hate this “self defense weapons for femmes” shit from people who dont know what theyre talking about so fucking much like it makes me legit angry

im not gonna make my self defense conform to fucking social role shit

gun and pepper spray

a flashlight is not gonna blind someone long enough for u to win a fight or run away. like its only gonna blind as long as ur actively holding it in their eyes. even with the WML on my handgun, a modlite pl350, u take it out of my eyes and theres some weird color wash but i can immediately see what im doing again

carrying a bottle of hairspray for self defense purposes is insane. literally just carry pepper spray what is wrong with you

knives, much as i love them for utility, are just an awesome way to get yourself stabbed, and no because people always try to make this logical jump, the same is not true of guns

get a glock with a light, and a can of pom pepperspray, or if u cant get the gun just get pepperspray. and pom makes pepperspray trainers too so u can practice

like legitimately this is a problem

you need to stop taking this goofy ass lifehacks approach to self defense

self defense weapons for femmes are the same as self defense weapons for anyone else. stop fucking acting like this

Good news, Missouri has terminated its ban on gender affirming care for adults due to the fact that they did not feel confident they could defend it in court. I think that's a pretty good sign.

The youth ban is still in effect, but as Erin Reed says in this tweet now attorneys don't have to split their resources and just tackle the youth ban.

sometimes im like “tone down the Self to fit in” and other times, the voice of God comes to me in a dream and says “I didn’t make you crazy for no reason”