• i’ve noticed the theme i’m using means that posts with photos/videos in them look fucked up when you’re looking at them on my actual page on a computer, but like. idk how to fix it lol sorry

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    I feel like someone is standing next to me talking about how I'm dead

  • The chemical they put on ants and all the other ants think they're dead that's what happened to tumblr except the chemical is unmarketability

  • tumblr may have censored porn but check this out

    i hope Elon musk KILLS himself and DIES a thousand DEATHS. and i hope every other billionaire a very merry DIE DIE DEATH KILL MURDER DEATH KILL

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  • what farming items in mmorpgs has taught me: i used to think using ice trays to make ice cubes was free but after thinking about it i have to pay the electric bill to power the freezer so every moment that i’m not freezing new trays of ice cubes is a moment that i’m underutilizing the freezer and increasing the cost of ice cubes. i have to constantly swap out ice trays for new ice cubes on an hourly rotation on a 24 hour basis or else i won’t produce the maximum amount of ice cubes possible and will underutilize the full potential of my electric bill. i need to stop using all other appliances and utilities in my home to make more ice cubes

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  • The dentist feels like such a shakedown sometimes but I'm not the tooth expert here and they're fixing my face so I just fork over whatever money those kind and terrifying perverts ask me for

  • The dentist feels like such a shakedown sometimes but I'm not the tooth expert here and they're fixing my face so I just fork over whatever money those kind and terrifying perverts ask me for

    LOBSTER - 1 LOBSTER 🦞

  • Plymouth Barracuda, 1965. Plymouth wanted to show off the fact that the Barracuda was available in greater range of colours than Ford’s Mustang, hence   a Cuda striped with 17 colours

  • warning colouration indicates that this specimen can secrete a highly toxic mucus

  • ironically this looks better than any of the individual colors

  • get yourself a main character whos two primary emotions are "little cunt" and "catatonic with grief"